tHAT wAS a nAUGHTY bIT oF cRAP#106258083149864339: “The Silver Records.”

Jesus, the man’s on fire!

Incredible stuff, this is the music criticism equivalent of Jeff Mills — all flashing speed, lava, and power — combined with Slip It In-standard collector nerd punk invective. “So now the goons are coming to the party I thought it was time I did a bit of the old bollocks-on-the-table. Let all you kids snapping at my heels know what you’re up against. Which is an absolute disgrace because the records I’ve chosen to perform this nasty trick with are among the most important documents of the 20th century.” Hardcore. I’ve no idea what these records sound like and I probably never will but you’ve got to read this.