CHRIST, WHY won’t that damned baby go to sleep????!!!
OK, OK, we put you too bed too late cos we had a late frigging appointment at the health clinic — stop punishing us like this!
You said you wanted a bed — well WE GOT YOU THE FUCKING BED — but that’s no excuse for learning ON JUST THE THIRD NIGHT to jump out of the damned thing and spend the evening bawling out of your bedroom door!!!